The Glasshouse website announced this concert thus:
“Cultural. Multifaceted. Still capturing the zeitgeist.
Don’t miss your chance to see one of the world’s most important and entertaining spoken word artists at his bold and brilliant best. Watching John Cooper Clarke perform is an opportunity to see a living legend at the top of his game. His sense of humour resounds throughout his career, and his latest live show is a mix of classic verse, new material, hilarious ponderings on modern life, good honest gags, riffs and chat.”
“And so the stick man poet came to the north-east
Dressed in trendy mod gear
Winklepicker Chelsea boots
Bob Dylan in the mid–60s
With a pocketful of poems for us
A packed house came to witness the event
Along with me and Jan
In the magic of The Glasshouse
Far from Beasley Street
The taste of Double Maxim
A north east treasure
On a sunny afternoon
Where the memories of Charley Hurley
Are still alive
The local term is “Ha’way the lads”
In the case of Fawcett Street
In the cheap seats in the Odeon
We stamped our feet as kids
At the Saturday morning pictures
A sneak preview of magic long gone
A daffodil is your flower
A stottie your bread
Spend a year in a couple of days
On the edge of Fawcett Street
Where the action is
That’s where it isn’t
Choose your seat
Vacancies exist
In a football crazy exercise
The faithful many gather
Raich Carter smiles
In our memories on Fawcett Street
From the Fire Station
Vibrant and full of culture
We get it
Where the music prevails
The stars are starting to come
Sunderland is alive again
We have a great future
Just north of Fawcett Street”
(apologies to the original work of John Cooper Clarke, 1980, adapted by Vintagerock blogger)
Setlist (something like this): Questions I Can’t Answer; Hire Car; Get Back on Drugs You Fat F**k; Lydia, Girl With an Itch; Necrophilia; Beasley Street; Beasley Boulevard; Diez Macarenas; Sir Tom Jones; She’s Got a Metal Plate in Her Head; The Marital Miseries of the Modern Misogynist or The Rime of the Ancient Marrier; I’ve Fallen in Love With My Wife; Evidently Chickentown
Encore: T**t; I Wanna Be Yours
Went to see an old friend the other night.
“John Cooper Clarke, also known as the Bard of Salford, is a phenomenon: Poet Laureate of Punk, rock star, fashion icon, TV and radio presenter, social and cultural commentator – he’s one of Britain’s most beloved and influential writers and performers.” (From the man’s website).






Elvis Costello was back at the City Hall in early 1979 fronting a great triple bill, with Richard Hell and the Voidoids and John Cooper Clarke as support acts. I’d seen Richard Hell as support for the Clash at Newcastle Poly, and John Cooper Clarke popped up quite often as a support act in those days. Both acts were well worth watching, of course. Richard had been a member of Television and, briefly, the Heartbreakers, and was known at the time for his signature tune “Blank Generation” and for “inventing’ ripped, safety-pinned shirts. John Cooper Clarke was a revelation in those early punk days. His rapid, caustic humour delivered in that greater Mancunian drawl always went down well with the Geordie crowd. Songs (are they songs?) such as “I Don’t Wanna Be Nice”; “Psycle Sluts 1&2” and “(I Married a) Monster from Outer Space” stick in my mind even to this day.
Elvis Costello had kept on turning out those classic hit singles in the year since his last City Hall performance. “Oliver’s Army”; “Accidents Will Happen” and “Radio Radio” were all new to the set this time around. The set was much longer with two extended encores. I’ve just played last song “part Girl” on Youtube to remind myself how great Elvis was in those days. I must also mention Elvis’ band The Attractions, who were a very important part of his sound. Local guy Bruce Thomas played with Paul Rodgers in the 60s, and I saw him several times in the very under-rated band Quiver. The other members were Steve Nieve on piano and Bruce Thomas (whoo I’d previously seen with Chilli Willi and the Red Hot Peppers) on drums. Setlist: Goon Squad; Hand In Hand; Oliver’s Army; (What’s So Funny ‘Bout) Peace, Love And Understanding?; Green Shirt; The Beat; Accidents Will Happen; Lip Service; This Year’s Girl; Lipstick Vogue; Watching The Detectives; Big Boys; You Belong To Me – including a line from The Last Time; Pump It Up. Encore 1: (I Don’t Want To Go To) Chelsea; Mystery Dance; Radio, Radio. Encore 2: No Dancing; Party Girl
