Posts Tagged ‘spoken word’

Dionne Warwick Don’t Make Me Over The Glasshouse May 5 2024

dion01Dionne Warwick is someone that I have been meaning to see for a long time and always passed on for one reason or another. I figured that this was probably the last tour by the iconic lady who has just entered her 83rd year. After all, she performed her farewell tour a couple of years ago. This outing was advertised as a mix of talking about her life and career, and singing some of her most famous songs which were, of course, written by the great Burt Bacharach. I love the music of Burt Bacharach. I once saw him in concert at Edinburgh Playhouse. He sat centre stage playing a grand piano with a small orchestra and vocalists who took turns in delivering his classic tunes. I had forgotten just how many great songs he had written. We were in the front row, and I shook his hand at the end of the performance. A night I will never forget. I have written about this on my blog.

dion3Anyway, enough reminiscing and back to the beautiful, soulful voice of Dionne Warwick who sang so many Bacharach and David classics. The show was entitled Don’t Make Me Over, after the famous song. The Glasshouse website proclaimed her arrival:

“Soulful. Insightful.  In person and in Her Own Words.

dion1Iconic singer Dionne Warwick brings her captivating life story and legendary catalogue to the stage for an intimate evening of conversation and song. Join the chart-topping vocalist behind classics like “Walk on By,” “I Say a Little Prayer,” and “That’s What Friends Are For” as she takes audiences through her groundbreaking 60+ year career. Warwick will share personal anecdotes and career milestones interwoven with live renditions of her hits, supported by archival footage and testimonials from figures like Elton John and President Clinton.”

dion2The show was in two parts with a short interval. Dionne took to the stage with “don’t make me over” emblazoned on the screen above her. She started by singing that classic song. Sure, her voice may not quite as strong as it used to be, but it was tremendous to hear her sing the song again, accompanied by a small band who appeared left off stage. A large, very comfy -looking, sofa was to the right of the stage and Dionne took her place there alongside long-time collaborator Dave Wooley who was shortly to interview her.

dion6A short excerpt from the recent documentary also entitled Don’t Make Me Over, directed by Dave Wooley was shown at the start of the performance. Publicity for the documentary explains that it “Reveals the intimate stories behind a pioneering artist who took charge of her own career and smashed through cultural, racial and gender barriers to become the soundtrack for generations.”

dion5The conversation between Dionne and Dave began with video of her humble beginnings, gospel singing in a New Jersey church. The discussion then moved through her life and career, her first meeting with Bacharach, in the UK where he was touring as pianist and musical director for none other than Marlena Dietrich. Now that is some tour that I wish I had seen! And so, the evening progressed moving through the years, with tributes from many famous people including Smokey Robinson, former President Bill Clinton, Elton John, Stevie Wonder, Barry Gibb and many more. Dionne concluded the first set with a lovely rendition of the beautiful “I Say a Little Prayer”.

dion4After a short break the proceedings resumed in a similar manner with Dave and Dionne chatting about her more recent achievements. Dionne talked about her family and her children. She then revealed that her drummer for the evening was none other than her son, who also sang with her. This part of the show included more songs, accompanied by her son: “Walk on By”, “Anyone Who Had a Heart” and “Heartbreaker. The evening concluded with a lovely rendition of “That’s What Friends Are For.” It doesn’t get much better than this. A lovely evening spent with a true legend and icon of our generation.

Thanks to Elaine for the photographs and Chris for manipulating the site.

Paul Young Billingham Forum Theatre 14 April 2024

young0It has been a long time since I last saw Paul Young in concert. The last time I saw him in concert was in the 1980s when he was at the height of his career. So, I was looking forward to seeing Paul again and catching up with him. Jan and I were sat in a nice box close to the stage and with a great view of the performance. The show was in two parts with a short interval.

young4The Forum website told me: “He’s been a major star for four decades. Paul Young broke into the big time 40 years ago when No Parlez went to number one and spawned iconic hits like Wherever I Lay led to My Hat (That’s My Home). More success followed with the number one album The Secret Of Association and the worldwide hit Everytime You Go Away, not forgetting an appearance at Live Aid and more.

young lpPaul sustained that success – while having fun in his tex-mex band, Los Pacaminos. Now, on the 40th anniversary of No Parlez, he’s releasing a remarkable new record and publishing his extraordinary memoir; both called Behind The Lens. He’s touring the UK, too, where he’ll meet fans, sing songs and tell stories about his incredible career. It’s time to revel in the classic hits and learn the stories behind them as Paul steps out from Behind The Lens.”

young1As the above description explains this was very much a speaking tour, with Paul reminiscing about many career highlights, interspersed with excerpts from his back catalogue, for which he accompanied himself on acoustic guitar. He was also accompanied by one of his long-time collaborators, who also acted as the interviewer during the Q&A session. The stage was set out with a couple of seats for Paul and his friend as shown in the image. However, photography was not allowed so as not to detract from this intimate show; hence the lack of any pictures within my blog entry this time.

young qtipsPaul started with tales of his youth and how he first got into music. He moved on to his early soul review band which comprised up to nine members at one-time, namely the Q-Tips, who I saw on two occasions, the first at Middlesbrough Rock Garden and then at Redcar Coatham Bowl. They were excellent on both occasions, Paul very much the front man, leading a band including vocalists and a brass section.

young2After Q-Tips followed The Street Band and chart success with the quirky hit record “Toast” from which he showed a short video snippet. I had forgotten this particular part of his career. Next Paul proceeded to discuss his massively successful LP record No Parlez which included the hit “Wherever I Lay my Hat” and my particular favourite “Love of the Common People” a reworking of the reggae song originally released by Nicky Thomas in 1970.

liveadiprogPaul then moved to his second, equally successful album, The Secret of Association, and another massive chart hit “Every Time You Go Away”. He then showed a short clip of his appearance at Live Aid, which I attended in Wembley Stadium in 1985. A fantastic memory of momentous day. It brings tears to my eyes when I think of all of the crowd walking out of the stadium singing “Feed the World” after witnessing Bob Geldof leading the entire cast of the day through the song.

young5The second half of the show brought us up-to-date with Paul discussing his latest band Los Pacaminos and his latest album and book Take a Piece Of Me with You. I bought a copy of the lovely book which contained an autographed card (see images). The other images of the Q-Tips ticket, the Live Aid programme and the No Parlez LP are of items from my own collection. Many thanks to Jan and Chris for the photographs and Chris for manipulating the site. A greatly enjoyable evening with a hugely talented and successful guy.

John Cooper Clarke The Glasshouse Gateshead 6 April 2024

coop0The Glasshouse website announced this concert thus:

“Cultural. Multifaceted. Still capturing the zeitgeist.

Don’t miss your chance to see one of the world’s most important and entertaining spoken word artists at his bold and brilliant best. Watching John Cooper Clarke perform is an opportunity to see a living legend at the top of his game. His sense of humour resounds throughout his career, and his latest live show is a mix of classic verse, new material, hilarious ponderings on modern life, good honest gags, riffs and chat.”

COOP1“And so the stick man poet came to the north-east

Dressed in trendy mod gear

Winklepicker Chelsea boots

Bob Dylan in the mid–60s

With a pocketful of poems for us

A packed house came to witness the event

Along with me and Jan

In the magic of The Glasshouse

COOP2Far from Beasley Street

The taste of Double Maxim

A north east treasure

On a sunny afternoon

Where the memories of Charley Hurley

Are still alive

The local term is “Ha’way the lads”

In the case of Fawcett Street

COOP6In the cheap seats in the Odeon

We stamped our feet as kids

At the Saturday morning pictures

A sneak preview of magic long gone

A daffodil is your flower

A stottie your bread

Spend a year in a couple of days

On the edge of Fawcett Street

coop8Where the action is

That’s where it isn’t

Choose your seat

Vacancies exist

In a football crazy exercise

The faithful many gather

Raich Carter smiles

In our memories on Fawcett Street

coop7From the Fire Station

Vibrant and full of culture

We get it

Where the music prevails

The stars are starting to come

Sunderland is alive again

We have a great future

Just north of Fawcett Street”

(apologies to the original work of John Cooper Clarke, 1980, adapted by Vintagerock blogger)

COOP4Setlist (something like this): Questions I Can’t Answer; Hire Car; Get Back on Drugs You Fat F**k; Lydia, Girl With an Itch; Necrophilia; Beasley Street; Beasley Boulevard; Diez Macarenas; Sir Tom Jones; She’s Got a Metal Plate in Her Head; The Marital Miseries of the Modern Misogynist or The Rime of the Ancient Marrier; I’ve Fallen in Love With My Wife; Evidently Chickentown

Encore: T**t; I Wanna Be Yours

Professor Brian Cox Horizons The Globe Stockton 22 February 2024

COX0I know, this is not rock ‘n’ roll but then it is sort of as Brian Cox was a member of a band at one point in his multifaceted career. Now he is a megastar science Professor who travels the UK, and probably further afield, teaching us all about the formation of the Galaxy and much, much more. He normally performs at arenas and sells them out, but this tour, which is entitled Horizons, he is visiting smaller regional theatres. Which brought him and Horizons to The Globe Theatre at Stockton.

I have visited The Globe once before, to see Status Quo, no less. The venue harks back to 1935 when it was first constructed as a musical hall. From then on it became a massive cinema, and hosted many great pop stars during the 1960s including The Beatles. It then closed sometime in the 1970s and a few years ago was renovated, brought back to its former glory, and started to attract a vast array of artists of all types including rock music, comedy and, on this particular evening, science.

COX1Brian Cox explains on his website: “Horizons has taken over 250,000 people across three continents on a dazzling journey; a story of how we came to be and what we can become. Using state of the art screen technology, venues across the world from New Zealand to the Arctic Circle have been filled with images of far-away galaxies, alien worlds, supermassive black holes and the latest theories of the origin of the Universe. What is the nature of space and time? How did life begin, how rare might it be and what is the significance of life in the Cosmos? What does it mean to live a small, finite life in a vast, eternal Universe? Having travelled the world, it’s now time to bring Horizons back home to the UK for a final journey around our magnificent and baffling Universe.”

The reviews of the show are fantastic:

‘A Jaw-dropping reminder that human life is both irrelevant and hugely precious.’ The Guardian

‘Science and cosmology doesn’t get any more dazzling and interesting than this – a wonderful journey through space and time orchestrated by Professor Brian Cox.’ Daily Echo

‘Stunning’ Liverpool Echo

‘Is your brain hurting yet? Because mine certainly was, but in beautifully, mind-expanding sort of way…We came away with a new found of love of the basics of science and maths, and a thirst to learn more’ Express and Star

COX PROGWith reviews like that how could I not go along and see what all the fuss was about. So, I bought tickets for the show, which were quickly snapped up and it was soon a complete sell-out. On the night, Jackie my carer and I had a trip down to Stockton courtesy of my friendly taxi driver. When we arrived, we joined a short queue and soon realised that Professor Cox appeals to people of all generations. The audience comprised many older people (like myself) down to teenagers and families who had, presumably, brought their children along to learn a little about science and the universe.

COX3Brian Cox popularises the science of our galaxies and Horizons covers the birth of the universe, how we all evolved from amoeba, moving on to more modern concepts including black holes and the multi-verse. He draws from the work of famous scientists such as Einstein and Stephen Hawking. The performance was in two parts, with a short interval, during which I took the opportunity to purchase a couple of programmes and a T-shirt. Yes, this science dude even has merchandise! The staff in the venue were extremely helpful in showing us to our seats which were up in the circle, helping us locate and use the lift and even coming to us to allow us to order drinks at our seat (which was, by the way, an excellent view). Well, I had to have a Jack Daniels; it would be rude not to.

COX2Brian’s performance is augmented by a massive screen showing us pictures of the many galaxies which surround us. He made the science of how we evolved, galaxies, time and space, black holes and much more very accessible. As myself being a former mathematician, with a PhD in Mathematics from 40+ years ago and being a Chartered Engineer, and a Fellow of the Institute of Physics (sorry, it is out there now, I am a closet academic as well as a total rock maniac) I could relate to the concepts he took us through. Jackie was fascinated and found it totally enjoyable. And it was soon over in the blink of an eye. Totally fascinating and everyone gave him a tremendous ovation at the end.

We were soon back in our taxi and weaving our way through Norton, past the Tilery where my son used to play hockey (not sure why the area is called the Tilery; I guess there must have been a tile factory in that location many years ago), and 45 minutes or so we were back home. Many thanks to Jackie for taking the photographs and Chris for manipulating the site.

Dame Joan Collins Tyne Theatre Newcastle 1 October 2023

JOAN0The tour publicity announced: “To coincide with the release of her much-anticipated memoir ‘Behind the Shoulder Pads’, global superstar Dame Joan Collins is embarking on a brand new tour for 2023. With her husband, Percy Gibson by her side, they will field your questions, giving audiences the opportunity to have an intimate chat with the world famous actress.

Joan_Collins_1956Featuring seldom told tales, enchanting anecdotes, and rare and fascinating footage from her seven decades in showbusiness, the evening will be full of the usual wit, candour, and of course glamour that we have come to expect from this British born Hollywood legend. As an award-winning actress, author, producer, humanitarian and entrepreneur, Joan Collins’ career places her in the unrivalled ranks of an international icon.”

Joan_Collins_Gregory_Peck_The_Bravados_1958Well, I know it’s not rock ‘n’ roll but I couldn’t resist going to see Dame Joan, now 90 years young, in conversation with her husband at the grand old Tyne Theatre. So, I thought I would also report on the event here on my blog.

Photography was strictly prohibited; thank you Wikimedia Commons for the pictures of Dame Joan. The evening was in two parts the first half Joan discussing her life as an aspiring actress in Hollywood, moving forward to discussing more recent activity including of course Dynasty. Joan led us through her career, showing images of her many film partners and friends including Gene Kelly, Bing Crosby, Gregory Peck, Marlon Brando, Joan Crawford, Elizabeth Taylor and many others.

JOAN2She revealed that she almost landed the part of Cleopatra in the film of the same name as Elizabeth Taylor took very ill . Joan said she was pleased that Elizabeth soon got better and she did not get the part as a result, as Elizabeth was a good friend The lady has certainly had an illustrious career and had the entire audience captivated throughout. She received a standing ovation as soon she came onstage, and quite rightly so.

JoanCollinsDruryAfter a short interval, the second half of the performance was a question and answer session. Unlike many other artists I have seen in a similar type of performance, Joan was not afraid to take questions directly from the audience. A spongy microphone was thrown about the crowd who then asked whatever they wished. Everyone was very nice and no one asked anything remotely cheeky or embarrassing. The picture of Joan in a chair, is from Wikimedia Commons and depicts her at a similar performance in Drury Lane Theatre, London.  Practices There was a strong Scottish contingent in the crowd who had travelled down as, I assume, Joan is not venturing further north on this leg of the tour. This was apparently the 100th performance of the tour, and the first of the current UK shows. Questions I remember included “did you know Diana Dors?” “Yes, I did” replied Joan “and she had some very naughty parties!”, “Who awarded you your Damehood?”, “Prince Charles and he was very nice to me. The Queen awarded me my OBE, and she was lovely. I am a great supporter of the Royal family” and “who was the best on-screen kisser?” Unfortunately (honestly) I cannot remember the answer to that one!

JOAN1A wonderful evening spent with a true icon. I bought a signed book and signed photograph (pictured).

Local paper, the Evening Chronicle reported: “Dame Joan Collins was sent a message of support from another star of stage and screen, Julian Clary, before she kicked off her tour in Newcastle on Sunday evening. Joan, who is now 90, arrived at the Tyne Theatre ready for her Behind The Shoulder Pads show at the famous venue, as a crowd of thrilled and expectant fans got ready to welcome her. And someone else delighted that Joan was on Tyneside, was comic, actor and ex-Celebrity Big Brother winner Julian, who has been at the nearby Theatre Royal in Jesus Christ Superstar.”

An evening with Priscilla Presley Newcastle Tyne Theatre 6 April 2023

pricilla tixNow this was a strange one. Should I go or not? What would she do/say? What would it be like? In the end I decided the only way to find out was to purchase a ticket and go along and see the lady myself.

Priscilla_Presley_&_Jack_Soden_-_Conversations_(4)The press release for the UK tour told me: “Actress and businesswoman Priscilla Presley today announces her first UK Tour; ‘An Evening with Priscilla Presley.’ Priscilla is the former wife of Elvis Presley, as well as co-founder and former chairwoman of Elvis Presley Enterprises, the company that turned Graceland into one of the top tourist attractions in the USA. She has starred in many classic film and TV Series including ‘Naked Gun’ and ‘Dallas’. In intimate conversation with Radio and TV presenter Edith Bowman, Priscilla will share personal stories from her illustrious career, life and marriage to the King of Rock n Roll. Audiences will be treated to never-before-seen home footage of Priscilla and Elvis Presley.”

Elvis_Presley_and_Priscilla_with_Lisa_Marie_February_1968As it turned out it was a very enjoyable evening. The night was in two parts. The first half was Priscilla being interviewed by Edith (see above) who had been with her for the entire UK tour (and Newcastle was the last night of the tour). They sat beside each other in lovely comfy chairs while Priscilla talked about how she first met Elvis in Germany in the early 60s. She was over there because her father was in the military and he was stationed in Germany at the same time as Elvis was serving as a GI over there. Somehow through a mutual friend Priscilla was invited to a party which Elvis was also attending. Her parents would not let her go, but somehow, she managed to get along and she and Elvis met and a relationship began. At first her parents would not let her meet Elvis but eventually they relented, but only on the condition that Priscilla’s father or mother accompanied her. She was 14 years old at the time.

Events_marking_designation_of_Graceland_Mansion,_home_of_Elvis_Presley,_Memphis,_Tennessee,_as_National_Historic_Landmark,_with_appearance_by_actress_Priscilla_Presley_-_DPLA_-_b7d9c55b37ad1daf8593eea53b980d (1)Priscilla told us “there was no physical relationship until much later.” Anyway, the friendship blossomed into a love affair and when they returned to The States the couple were married. All of the above was accompanied by some video footage of the time. Priscilla continued to talk about her life with Elvis, the birth of her sadly recently passed daughter Lisa Marie, and how things started to go wrong during the Las Vegas years, which saw Elvis having parties with lots of friends and girls in attendance. She talked about her love of Graceland and how, for financial reasons, they had to open the gates to the public. She is clearly still very involved with, and very protective of, the Graceland estate and Elvis’ heritage. She also spoke of her time in Dallas and showed some footage from the programme.

priscilla bookThe final session took the form of questions from the audience. You could write a question on a card and Edith selected a few which she asked to Priscilla. One that sticks in my mind was “what was it like to have Michael Jackson as a son-in-law?” Priscilla paused to think a little. She revealed that she actually saw very little of Michael, and that he would purposely hide from her if she was visiting Lisa Marie. You got the impression that she was not entirely comfortable with the relationship. Throughout the evening she was a perfect lady, she looked lovely at 77 years old and clearly was enjoying her visit to the UK. The house was full and the first few rows of attendees all had lovely little booklets; they had clearly bought VIP tickets which included meeting Priscilla for a considerable premium. In some ways I wish I had done it. Photography was strictly outlawed so the pictures I have here are courtesy of Wikimedia Commons. I purchased a book about Elvis from eBay just out of interest.

John Lydon, I Could Be Wrong, I Could Be Right Durham Gala Theatre 18 October 2021

LYDON TIX“He’s a legend and an icon, a revolutionary and an immortal. John Lydon – aka Johnny Rotten – changed the face of music and sparked a cultural revolution. The frontman and lyricist of the Sex Pistols and Public Image Ltd (PiL) caused a political earthquake and transformed music for good. To coincide with the publication of his new book, the brilliant, funny and insightful I Could Be Wrong, I Could Be Right, he is touring the UK. Lydon will talk about how he sees life, along with his unique and extraordinary career, and take audience questions during a pyrotechnic, one-off tour. Lydon will be sharing his thoughts with audiences. He Could Be Wrong. He Could Be Right.”(Tour announcement, 2019)

LYDON 5You couldn’t get much more of a contrast: Cliff Richard two days ago and then John Lydon! Two very different icons of popular music. But then, perhaps not as far apart as you might imagine: “Lydon, the uncompromising man of punk, explained his admiration for Cliff Richard: “My parents had a fantastic collection. It wasn’t just Irish folk tunes and accordion diddly-doos, there was early Beatles and lots of Cliff Richard too. The first record I would have ever wanted to buy was ‘Move It!’ by Cliff Richard. It was a really good song at the time and still is.” Richard may be a bit square now, but he influenced tonnes of acts form the sixties. “Early Cliff was a riotous assembly of sorts, and he had moves that left a good impression on a 5 year old.”” (Far Out)

I waited some time for this one. It was originally announced in 2019 and scheduled for 2020; then postponed until 2021. This is quite a lengthy tour, seeing Lydon visit venues up and down the country, promoting his latest book: I could be Wrong, I could be Right. I bought a copy of the book when it was initially issued; one of 5000 signed copies, each presented in a lovely box featuring one of John’s paintings on the cover (see images). Now I have seen John at a similar event a few years ago when he was promoting his last book, in Manchester, where I was lucky enough to meet the man himself and have him sign my book. I have already written about that encounter.

LYDON 1The stage was nicely set out with two red velvet chairs, one for John and one for his on tour interviewer. We weren’t allowed to take photographs, hence the image of the stage setup. The evening consisted of two segments separated by a short interval. The entire show lasted around two hours. The first segment was devoted to John telling us some memories of his life. The second and final segment took the form of a question-and-answer session. Attendees were allowed to write questions on special cards and post these in a box, placed at the front of the stage, during the interval.

John was on good form. He really doesn’t care what he says or who he may offend; but then, that’s just him, as he always was. The first segment started with John talking about his early years and being brought up by Irish Catholic parents: a father who finished every sentence with “you f**king c**t!” This phrase would reappear throughout the evening along with many other expletives. One thing I have learned about John, is that he is a mixture of 100% authentic, some exaggeration and speaks from the heart. Through all that he is very, very funny and there is a total honesty about the guy. I hope all that mix makes some sense, somehow. Anyway, that’s how he comes over to me. And so the story continues. We learn a lot about his childhood in a Catholic school run by nuns and priests who abused him in several LYDON 4ways. He talks a lot, and becomes quite emotional, about his wife Nora who has Alzheimers and for whom John is now primary carer. He has been with Nora since the 1970s and she is of German origin and the mother of the late Ari Up of the all girl punk band, The Slits. He clearly has a deep love for the lady and speaks with great affection about how best to deal with, in a very positive way, those who suffer from Alzheimers. He talks also about Jimmy Savile and how he outed Savile on the BBC in the 1970s, only to be banned by the Corporation from then on. He talks briefly about Sex Pistols and the recent court case, referring to his former bandmates in less than harmonious terms; involving more expletives. I guess I won’t be going to any Sex Pistols reunion gig for some time; if ever! “Speaking on the opening night of his extensive ‘I Could Be Wrong, I Could Be Right’ spoken-word tour this week, he ranted: “They’ve turned themselves into really greedy, selfish, nasty f****. But c’est la vie.” (Contactmusic) “JOHNNY Rotten shouted “liars, liars filthy liars!” on Good Morning Britain” (The Sun)

During the interval I chat with my carer Lisa and my sister-in-law Elaine, who has come along with us to the show as she is a fan of John and the Pistols. Now there is a story about this if you will bear with me for a minute. When I was going to see Sex Pistols at Scarborough Penthouse with my late wife, Marie and my friend Trevor, Elaine was a young teenager and cried for us to take her along to see the band. However, the Penthouse being an over 18 venue, we felt we could not risk it as she may not have been allowed entry. She was very upset, and has remained a fan since those days. Back to the show. I also partake in a nice cold pint of LYDON 3Guinness which goes down really well (even through one of those horrible paper straws).

The final segment of the show is the question-and-answer. This features questions about the recent legal case, and one which, most of all, both surprises and pleases me. John is asked who his favourite bands were before he joined Sex Pistols. His answer is, Roxy Music, The Kinks, and to my surprise: the Edgar Broughton Band, Pink Fairies and Status Quo. About the latter, he explains that Status Quo were a pretty great rock band in the early 70s; a sentiment which I fully agree with. He talks about putting his head into the bass bin at a Status Quo concert, something which I remember doing at a Motorhead gig. Very foolish. But Edgar Broughton! I was delighted to hear that he was a fellow fan. Indeed he went on to quote the main line of Edgar Broughton’s single “Gone Blue”: “I love that little hole in the back of her head”. I still don’t fully understand what Edgar was referring to there. Anyway, back to John. Another question asked if he believed Sid would still be alive if he had not met Nancy. John answered “No” and revealed that Sid’s mother was a heroin addict who gave Sid some heroin for his 14th birthday! He spoke quite emotionally and touchingly about his love of Sid and how he was his best mate. He also revealed a love of one of my own heroes: Alice Cooper, and talked about how he auditioned for Sex Pistols in Malcolm McLaren and Vivienne Westwood’s SEX shop in the Kings Road, by singing Alice’s “Eighteen” and “Schools Out” in front of a jukebox. The evening finished with John discussing his love of reggae music, how it influenced Public Image Ltd and leading us in a singalong similar to his single “Rise”.

LYDON 2Both Lisa and Elaine really enjoyed the show, as did I. A very entertaining evening with an icon of punk rock and popular culture. It doesn’t come much better than Cliff one night and John two nights later. A short taxi ride and we were back home where Lisa and Elaine hoisted me back into my bed with thoughts of John and Edgar Broughton swirling around in my head, no doubt aided by the pint of Guinness. A great night.

Francis Rossi I Talk Too Much Newcastle Tyne Theatre 2 August 2021

FRANCIS TIXWell it finally came. My first concert for almost 2 years. I was excited and, I must admit, a little nervous. My first outing was to see my old friend/hero Francis Rossi of Status Quo at Newcastle Tyne Theatre on a spoken word tour, promoting his autobiography I Talk Too Much. So off I went, with my friendly taxi driver and my carer Lisa, armed with my copy of the book (which I hoped to have signed by Francis) to the lovely old Tyne Theatre in Westgate Road, Newcastle.

FRANCIS 3“In this explosive new memoir, the famously indiscreet Rossi reveals the true-life stories behind his unbelievable career. Painfully honest at times, the book covers the glory years, the dark days, the ups and downs of his relationship with the late Rick Parfitt and the real stories behind the creation of some of the greatest rock music of all time” (I Talk Too Much — FRANCIS ROSSI)

We arrived just in time to take our seats for the prompt 7:30 PM start. The stage was set with two nice comfy chairs one soon-to-be taken by Francis and the other by his interviewer/compere Mick Wall, renowned Rock journalist and author. Mick opened the proceedings by warming us up with a vintage video, which we have all seen and love, of Status Quo, a young Francis and Rick, playing “Pictures of Mastic Men” on Top of the Pops. It took us all back to the start and was a great introduction to the star of the show, Francis Rossi who took to the stage with a bow, his usual cheeky grin and sat down opposite Mike. And so the evening, and the fun, began. We had a great view, three rows from the front to the left of the stage.

FRANCIS 1Those of you who have ever seen Status Quo live will know that Francis is, by nature, a cheeky, chatty chap. He started by going back to his early life, reminiscing about his Italian, ice cream shop and van, roots in London and how his father would sing to him in Italian and how he soon learned to play the trumpet and then the guitar. The story moved on to forming a band with old friend and ex-Status Quo bass player, Alan Lancaster, how they went on to play at Butlins and met a flashy young face called Rick Parfitt. Soon they were together as Status Quo and Francis told us of how he wrote “Pictures of Matchstick Men”, basing it roughly on Jimi Hendrix’s “Hey Joe”. Francis picked up a guitar, playing and singing to demonstrate how he wrote their first hit record.

There was a box at the front the stage where you could post written questions in the first half of the show. Mick Wall then collected the box during the interval and selected some questions to ask Francis. I didn’t ask a question but one thing I should have asked is “When and why did Mike become Francis?” As I recall, in the late 60s and early 70s, he was always known as Mike Rossi and then somewhere along the line during the 70s he became Francis Rossi. I always wondered why, and still do. Maybe one day I may get the chance to ask him. The first half of the evening finished with the story moving on to the emergence of Status Quo the triumphant rock and boogie band that we all know and love, illustrated by some great video footage of the band at the height of their fame playing “Down Down”, “Rocking All Over the World” and “Whatever You Want”.

FRANCIS 4During the interval I treated myself to a glass of red wine, sat back in my chair and waited for Francis to return. Soon the show resumed and we moved on to tales of how they opened Live Aid, which I was lucky enough to attend in Wembley Stadium, Francis explaining that nobody really wanted the opening slot but they realised how important the concert, the event would be and how being the opening act would be a great place to be on the bill. Then there were tales of the breakup of the band, the re-emergence with Francis and Rick leading a new version of Status Quo and being back in the charts with “In the Army Now”. All of this was delivered with Francis’ usual cheeky Cockney charm. Then he moved through the years talking quite emotionally about the sad passing of Rick and the latest Francis led version of Status Quo. I must admit I always had my doubts about Francis continuing after Rick’s passing but I guess it is in his blood and to him it obviously seemed the natural thing to do.

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And so a new era of Status Quo has begun. We then moved on to Mick Wall asking a few selected questions to Francis. One question concerned two blondes in the back of a Rolls-Royce as Francis and Rick drove into Manchester Belle Vue in the 70s. Francis quickly swerved the question of who the blondes were, changing the topic to the fact that the Bay City Rollers had played the venue the evening before, resulting in all the seats being smashed up! Cleverly done Francis. Somewhere along the way we also got an amusing tale of how he tried, and failed, to evacuate Cardiff Capitol Theatre during a bomb scare, on the orders of the police. The evening closed with Francis singing “Caroline”. Lisa and I quickly nipped out the back hoping to be first in the queue to get my book signed, only to learn that the book signing was not going to happen, I guess, and quite understandably, due to Covid.

And then it was off back in our taxi, on our journey home, picking up Chris on the way to help put me back to bed. I was soon back in my bed at around 10:45 PM. Quite a civilised evening for my first venture out. Well I did it. More to come in the future. Thanks to Francis for a lovely, friendly evening and a gentle start to my return to concert going.